Hi, I'm wasting time. This is me, trying to look all moody and artsy an' shit.
Here I am, lounging on the futon in my dusty and malodorous dorm room.
Chicks dig guys who play the guitar. This is me in my bedroom at home. Color by Technicolor(c)
Pander to my self-indulgent nature with your hyperbolic and inoffensively crude praise of dubious sincerity!