Monday, April 25, 2005

And in another triumph of good taste...


Same company as before. I give them credit for reaching out to multiple demographics.
Notice the disproportionally large breast. They were real careful to drape her hair off to the side to emphasize maximum breastage; they also probably Photoshopped that shadow to make it more dramatic, if it was even there to begin with. Then there's that faded area encircling her boobs. I don't see any legitimate reason for that to be there, aside from drawing our attention to the chestal area.
I wonder if the marketing geniuses behind this ad campaign realize they hired a model with one big boob and one small boob.

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Sex sells! Right?


Tell me what this woman has to do with this ad. I guess it kind of implies that she's a mystery shopper? That's more of an "I want sex" look than a mystery shopper look. But what do I know? I've never experience either look.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Cot damn, I loves me some nu-punk!

I hate those goddamnstupidfucking music videos people have on their Myspace.com profiles. There's nothing like being sensorially assaulted by My Chemical Romance, 'cause cot damn I loves me some nu-punk!

Friday, April 08, 2005

I have to go to the bathroom.

I'm so sleep-deprived that I keep getting these random dizzy spells. It's like my body just decides on its own that it's time to shut out. Also, I have to go to the bathroom before something terrible happens.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Here's a handful of photos I took of myself when I had some downtime. I know at least some of these were taken because AIM was down and I had nothing better to do.


Having long hair is fun!


I make weird faces when I play the guitar.


Emerging from the shadows...


I had something in my teeth.


Warming up with arpeggios across six strings is not as exciting as it looks in this photo.


So this is basically what I do all day in my dorm room. I practice guitar and take breaks during which I half-assedly pursue my other hobbies.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Self-indulgent jibber-jabber.

Yo La Tengo's first album is really good. I've read that they developed more of an edge, which is cool, but I like this album nonetheless. It reminds me a little of the Feelies.

Speaking of the Feelies, I also just listened Yung Wu for the first time. They're good, too, but the Feelies and Yo La Tengo are better.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

"Let's All Sing"

When I was about three or so, I obsessively watched "Let's All Sing," hosted by Tony Saletan. I finally looked him up on the internet.

I can still sing the theme song. Don't ask me to, because I will. Seriously, I'll do it.